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Cycling related nicknames and trophies they are likely to win.

Hello folks, just a bit of a daft post, a bit of fun really. Without using foul and abusive language (a struggle I know, but lets try), can you think of  cycling related nicknames and their likely trophy wins, if we had them, for members of our club? Be careful though…..some of them might stick!!

Here’s an example to start you off :- Martin Lucas - Sat nav- Winner “most time spent 10 yards in front of the bunch after sitting in all morning”.

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10 Responses to “Cycling related nicknames and trophies they are likely to win.”

  1. Martyn says:
    26/10/2008 at 08:56 pm

    Brad-Stoker- most time sitting behind you like a tandem partner that kind of thing?

    I once went to Star wheelers dinner and on top of the serious prizes they had this kind of thing, I think it was them who actually had a wheel cut in half and mounted on a plynth, obvious prize?

  2. FactoryPilot says:
    27/10/2008 at 10:20 am

    Didn’t he write Dracula?

  3. Steve McCall says:
    30/10/2008 at 12:44 am

    Maybe;

    Andy “sucky sucky” Callaghan winning the ” I’ll have a pull when we are anywhere near home and someone may see me on the front but as soon as we are 5 miles away I will let anyone, including and zimmer frame wielding granny pull me along until 5 miles from home when someone may see me again” trophy?

  4. Steve McCall says:
    30/10/2008 at 12:49 am

    Oh, and another one;

    “Diplomat of the year” Al Wareham going up any sort of incline winning the “I’m getting a little bored of this, just going to stretch my legs and disappear up the hill and leave you floundering like a beached blue whale that’s been on the pies again” trophy?

  5. Alastair says:
    30/10/2008 at 06:15 pm

    Andy, surely you can’t allow Steve to post such a comment without providing your response! I can think of 1 or 2 but I’ll leave it to you as you’ve been cycling with him longer!

  6. andy cal says:
    31/10/2008 at 10:03 am

    Al, how are you fixed for handling a “defamation of character” case.

  7. Alastair says:
    31/10/2008 at 12:27 pm

    Haha. That’s one of my specialist areas buddy! £10k damages sound OK? Actually, damages are based on the amount of people who have witnessed the blasphemous statement! So, we have 2000 people visiting the site per month….. Steve, we’re going to bankrupt you mate! Can I have first dibs on your house?

  8. Steve McCall says:
    09/11/2008 at 06:18 pm

    New one after today’s ride to Wigfield Farm, Rob “David Attenborough” Bradbury winning the ” look over in that there field, there’s deer in there……yes I know they look a LIDL like geese but they really are deer……anyway about that gimp mask……” trophy.

  9. FactoryPilot says:
    10/11/2008 at 10:47 am

    Steve “steady as she goes…” McCall, wins the “No rush Steve, we’ve got all day, you just be careful down this hill, yaaaawwwwwnnnn…….” descending with brakes on full lock trophy. Also gold medallist outright in the “I’d do owt for an extra slice o’toast, me…..phwoar…she’ll do fine!!!”

  10. Steve McCall says:
    10/11/2008 at 11:15 am

    After you passed me on the decent I slowed further by unclipping and rubbing the toes of my shoes on the road, my mum gave me a right telling off when i got back. By the way my rims have only just cooled, been cooking pensioners fingers, oops sorry, Wigfield sausages on them in my basement all night.

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