Comments on: Cycling related nicknames and trophies they are likely to win.

By: Steve McCall

Steve McCall — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:15:40 +0000

After you passed me on the decent I slowed further by unclipping and rubbing the toes of my shoes on the road, my mum gave me a right telling off when i got back. By the way my rims have only just cooled, been cooking pensioners fingers, oops sorry, Wigfield sausages on them in my basement all night.

By: FactoryPilot

FactoryPilot — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:47:05 +0000

Steve “steady as she goes…” McCall, wins the “No rush Steve, we’ve got all day, you just be careful down this hill, yaaaawwwwwnnnn…….” descending with brakes on full lock trophy. Also gold medallist outright in the “I’d do owt for an extra slice o’toast, me…..phwoar…she’ll do fine!!!”

By: Steve McCall

Steve McCall — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:18:22 +0000

New one after today’s ride to Wigfield Farm, Rob “David Attenborough” Bradbury winning the ” look over in that there field, there’s deer in there……yes I know they look a LIDL like geese but they really are deer……anyway about that gimp mask……” trophy.

By: Alastair

Alastair — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:27:54 +0000

Haha. That’s one of my specialist areas buddy! £10k damages sound OK? Actually, damages are based on the amount of people who have witnessed the blasphemous statement! So, we have 2000 people visiting the site per month….. Steve, we’re going to bankrupt you mate! Can I have first dibs on your house?

By: andy cal

andy cal — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:03:32 +0000

Al, how are you fixed for handling a “defamation of character” case.

By: Alastair

Alastair — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:15:18 +0000

Andy, surely you can’t allow Steve to post such a comment without providing your response! I can think of 1 or 2 but I’ll leave it to you as you’ve been cycling with him longer!

By: Steve McCall

Steve McCall — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:49:00 +0000

Oh, and another one;

“Diplomat of the year” Al Wareham going up any sort of incline winning the “I’m getting a little bored of this, just going to stretch my legs and disappear up the hill and leave you floundering like a beached blue whale that’s been on the pies again” trophy?

By: Steve McCall

Steve McCall — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:44:38 +0000

Maybe;

Andy “sucky sucky” Callaghan winning the ” I’ll have a pull when we are anywhere near home and someone may see me on the front but as soon as we are 5 miles away I will let anyone, including and zimmer frame wielding granny pull me along until 5 miles from home when someone may see me again” trophy?

By: FactoryPilot

FactoryPilot — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:20:54 +0000

Didn’t he write Dracula?

By: Martyn

Martyn — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:56:36 +0000

Brad-Stoker- most time sitting behind you like a tandem partner that kind of thing?

I once went to Star wheelers dinner and on top of the serious prizes they had this kind of thing, I think it was them who actually had a wheel cut in half and mounted on a plynth, obvious prize?