In a surprise announcement today, Craig Johnson has withdrawn from the Martyn Bolt Memorial Ride (MBMR). Coach and organiser Bolt commented “Johnson has been doing some sterling work at the back for The Green Machine over the past few months. He can often be heard barking team orders such as, “Car Up”, “Mile off” and, of course, “Wait for me.” However, his sponsors have asked him to complete the Tour Du-bai which clashes with the MBMR”.

Apparently Johnson had been giving The Green Machine some tips on training diets and these had proved invaluable (to avoid). “We’ll just have to manage without him… and his entry fee” concluded Bolt.

 Seriously lads, sorry I won’t be there to support the event