Ladies, Gentlemen and Two Dog’s,

I have had confirmation from Shutt that the Jerseys have been completed at the factory (They were made by genuine Oompa Lumpa’s) and are due in to Shutt headquarters tomorrow.  The very helpful Jessica will then be sending them out to me to arrive early next week.

Providing all run’s smoothly I will then be able to dish them out at the club room’s on Thursday which will be just in time for the Brian Robinson Challenge and Pocklington event’s which was the original aim. (Edit: No it won’t, it will be just after. Sorry chaps. Two Dogs, I apologise, you were correct!)

Thanks to everyone who has bought one and helped out with the designing etc. Fingers crossed they are everything we have been hoping for.

There are just a couple of exceptions to the Thursday rule unfortunately:

Jack - The one for your brother will not be ready for a couple of weeks.

Jeremy, Tina - Unless you are passing the club room’s on Thursday you will have to wait for the postmen and women to do their stuff between Denmark and West Yorkshire over the next few days.  I will send them as soon as I have them though.

Doug - You disgust me.

McCall - They are still struggling to find the pink leopard skin latex inner you were after so them may simply have to line it with rubber gloves which should give the same ‘feeling’.

Ben